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Riddle of the Sphincter
Question: If you live in Williamsburg and have your bike seized by the NYPD, what do you do?
Answer: Throw together an illucid art project making light of your plight and put it on Bedford Avenue.
See the above object? When I was an art teacher I would see at least one example of the above “Naked Barbie Doll Genre” per semester. Usually more.
Which is why I found students such the New Jersey Andrew Dice Clay Clone a breath of fresh air. Sure, all he did was paint insanely large breasted women and refer to his fellow students as “busted rubbers”* but at least he was entertaining.
*Although I couldn’t say so at the time, I agreed with him.