Riddle of the Sphincter

July 3, 2007 by
Filed under: Area 51, Crazy People 

Question: If you live in Williamsburg and have your bike seized by the NYPD, what do you do?

Where did I leave my bike

Answer: Throw together an illucid art project making light of your plight and put it on Bedford Avenue.

Thingamajig

See the above object? When I was an art teacher I would see at least one example of the above “Naked Barbie Doll Genre” per semester. Usually more.

Which is why I found students such the New Jersey Andrew Dice Clay Clone a breath of fresh air. Sure, all he did was paint insanely large breasted women and refer to his fellow students as “busted rubbers”* but at least he was entertaining.

Miss Heather

*Although I couldn’t say so at the time, I agreed with him.

Comments

3 Comments on Riddle of the Sphincter

  1. rj on Tue, 3rd Jul 2007 8:20 am
  2. I was browsing my wt aunt-in-laws ebay auctions and found her selling large lots of naked barbies. Evidently they are pretty common. This one could keep a hipster artist busy for months: http://cgi.ebay.com/90-Naked-Barbies-Barbie-Dolls-Kens-Must-See_W0QQitemZ120136956285QQihZ002QQcategoryZ15953QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
    Forget the fact its downright CREEPY. What happened to their clothes?

  3. missheather on Tue, 3rd Jul 2007 8:23 am
  4. YOU PUT THE LOTION ON THE BODY!

  5. zoya on Tue, 3rd Jul 2007 7:10 pm
  6. Ninety! Naked Barbies! and Friends!

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