Bushwhacking in Bushwick

August 10, 2007 by
Filed under: Area 51 

I am happy to announce that after two whole days my communication with the outside world has been restored! This could not have happened soon enough. I was getting really tired of schlepping down to my friend’s apartment in Bushwick to do what most people take for granted, e.g.; check email, upload photos and write blog posts— but enough with the negativity.

During the two days I trekked back and forth from there I found two different ad hoc advertisements offering services of a, uh, highly specialized nature.

August 8, 2007

Dental Assistant

I found this one on the Manhattan-bound platform of the L train at Montrose Avenue. Let’s go in for a close look, shall we?


You know, one does not find such truth in advertising nowadays. I don’t know about you, but I find Danielle’s honesty refreshing.

August 9, 2007

Miriam Loves The Box

I found this missive scrawled on a door immediately after I disembarked from the B43 bus at Scholes Street. As it would happen, I was in the very condition that Miriam (reputedly) craves when I read this. Unfortunately, after pounding the pavement with a panty’s worth of “girly gravy” on a very humid day her services didn’t appeal to me. Nonetheless, I was touched by her offer; it made me feel wanted. Maybe next time month.

Miss Heather


2 Comments on Bushwhacking in Bushwick

  1. laterain on Sat, 11th Aug 2007 8:40 pm
  2. seriously. there are plenty of kids all over the world who don’t even HAVE e-mail. 😉

  3. laterain on Sat, 11th Aug 2007 8:48 pm
  4. Seriously . . . don’t you know that there are poor, starving children all over the world who don’t even HAVE high-speed internet?

    who am I kidding . . . I have the DT’s when I can’t get online for even a few hours!

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