Culture on the Cheap
Fast Times on Freeman Street
Sometimes you can just look at the litter strewn on the sidewalk and know something really intense went down.
Case in point: what I found at the intersection of Freeman and West Street today.
I can only hope this was the result of some guerrilla prostrate exam initiative by the Department of Health. A 24 oz. can of Budweiser is laid as bait and, well, you can figure out the rest. For what it is worth, it looks like this dude put up one hell of a fight.
On top of losing his pants and his dignity, it would appear this chap might have lost his keys as well. If you’re listening out there my recently anal-probed amigo, you can collect them at the intersection of Freeman and Franklin Street.