The BARC Dog Parade Cometh!

October 8, 2007 by
Filed under: Area 51, Dog Shit, Dung of the Day, Greenpoint Magic 

Dog Parade

I have been so busy preparing my costume* I almost forgot to remind everyone that BARC’s Dog Parade is next weekend. Being the fashion conscious woman I am, I even procured a very special accessory for the occasion.

Greenpoint Tuxedo

Nothing says “I am a Greenpointer” better than donning a Gulf War issue gas mask.

Attendees and would-be marchers can get all the details about this upcoming event by clicking here.

Miss Heather

P.S.: What would a dog parade announcement be without a piquant pile of Greenpoint poop to go with it? From Kent Avenue (just south of Pop’s) I present to you…

Puffed

Puffed for your Pleasure!

*This includes fashioning breast-gear resembling digester tanks from Greenpoint’s favorite waste treatment plant. I’ll be the 17th Ward’s very own Valkyrie!

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