Culture on the Cheap
Can Anyone Out There Spare a Lexus…
a wife, an I-Pod, a credit card, the odd bank account or cell phone?
If so, please leave them in the designated box at intersection of 55th Street and Lexington Avenue so Mr. Kim, Mr. Kang, Mrs. Kang or Mr. Chang can pick them up.
Oh, and don’t bother leaving a Lexus unless it is an ivory LS 460L with full options and beige interior. Anything else would be, well, gauche.*
*But a Rolls Royce “100 FX” might do in a pinch.