Culture on the Cheap
Pa Heather Enjoys His Golden Years
I rarely write about my dear ol’ dad. One of the reasons for this lack of literary attention is respect for his privacy. That said, some shit is just too good NOT to pass along. Like an email I got from my mother earlier this week. She writes:
This is how I found your Dad’s bathroom this morning.
No explanation was provided and quite frankly none was needed. If this is any indication of what retirement is like I can hardly wait!
*Yes, my father has his own bathroom. FOR VERY SOUND REASONS.