Happy Valentine’s Day From New York Shitty

February 14, 2008 by
Filed under: Area 51 

Meter of Love

I can’t say this is my favorite holiday (in you you haven’t noticed, I’m not really a box of chocolates and bouquet of flowers kind of gal), but even I can’t resist posting this amorous parking meter.

Lovely Rita meter maid, nothing can come between us,

When it gets dark I tow your heart away

Standing by a parking meter, when I caught a glimpse of Rita,

Filling in a ticket in her little white book

In a cap she looked much older, and the bag across her shoulder,

Made her look a little like a military man

Lovely Rita meter maid, may I inquire discreetly,

When are you free to take some tea with me?

Miss Heather


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