Culture on the Cheap
I just took out the trash. As I was completing this task I noticed that my shoes were sticking to the floor. This is because someone has seen fit to vomit in our foyer, up the stairwell and outside our front door. This person was even thoughtful enough to leave their used puke rags for me to savor and cherish.
P.S.: If you are wondering, I still do not have a working telephone. It is 11:00 a.m.