Culture on the Cheap
Anyone Lose a Guinea Pig?
Today, just like the the day before, I have been busy uploading pictures to my Flickr page. Ten minutes ago I came across the following gem and almost fell out of my chair laughing.
Why would someone carry a guinea pig around in a bag?
How does one manage to lose a guinea pig?
Is this a subtle attempt to collect ransom for guinea pignapping?
If so, why kidnap guinea pigs? It seems to me that the house apes running around Carroll Park (under the less-than-watchful eyes of their nannies) would be a lot more lucrative.
The previous are all very good questions… and Hell if I know what the answers are.
However, it should be noted that every time I think I have beheld the end all, be all of abject fucking stupidity, some miscreant comes along and proves me wrong.
I can only hope this tale had a happy ending. Think of the guinea pigs, people!