Culture on the Cheap
Great Moments In Real Estate Advertising: BEAT Schermerhorn
You know times are tough when a development in downtown Brooklyn sees fit to (illegally?) advertise on a construction fence on McGuinness Boulevard. Repeatedly.
I prefer not to “be”; I am.”be@shermerhorn” appeals to shit talkers; I talk shit. Literally. Nonetheless I know a crap hole neighborhood when I see one and Schermerhorn REEKS! Corcoran should retool their marketing strategy accordingly:
- Be ready for jury duty. (DESPITE A FUCKING BLIZZARD LAST YEAR I WAS EXPECTED TO SHOW. AND DID.)
- Be ready to visit your friends in jail and bail them out!
- Be ready to go to jail. Let Schermerhorn be your “home away from home”. We’ll leave the light on for you!
Be At Schermerhorn!
I think I’ll stay in Greenpoint, thank you very much. I mean, how can a gal resist a balcony with a view like this!
I have always loved the smell of gasoline and automotive exhaust!
Looking at an Exxon Station day after day makes me feel, well, DIRTY…
in a uniquely Greenpoint kind of way. Screw you Schermerhorn! I’m staying in Stinkpoint!