Once Again, This Is Why I Left Texas.

September 7, 2008 by
Filed under: Area 51, Crazy People 

Pa Heather writes:

OK Brooklyn, Top This One

DALLAS — A robber rolled into a Dallas convenience store came armed with a bat and a knife. He left with a lot of condoms and an energy drink.

Note the robber “rolled” in. Yes, said perp’s getaway vehicle was a wheelchair. Trust me, it only gets better.

Miss Heather


3 Comments on Once Again, This Is Why I Left Texas.

  1. bitchcakes on Sun, 7th Sep 2008 9:09 am
  2. You may have a hard time topping that one for Pa Heather- but not for long, I am sure!

  3. rowan on Mon, 8th Sep 2008 12:52 pm
  4. Bitchcakes has a point. You do live in Greenpoint, after all…

  5. krayolakolorz on Thu, 11th Sep 2008 11:58 am
  6. Hi there!

    Im very amused by your blog…honestly I read it everyday and I love it! I saw these posts about Texas and I just had to say something. I actually reside in Texas now (Dallas area) and I had some questions for you. Where did you used to live in Texas? Also what areas did you like living in the most (NY)? What prompted you to move up there? Ive been thinking about moving to NY for sometime. 🙂

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