Great Moments in Real Estate Advertising: East Williamsburg

October 28, 2008 by
Filed under: Bushwick, Williamsburg 

This makes me wonder exactly who— or I suppose I should say WHAT— has been looking for a room to rent on Stagg Street recently. Extraterrestrials? Cyborgs? Cats and dogs who have tossed convention by the wayside and want to live together?

Miss Heather

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6 Comments on Great Moments in Real Estate Advertising: East Williamsburg

  1. amandabee on Tue, 28th Oct 2008 1:18 pm
  2. I’m guessing it is cats and dogs he doesn’t want. And probably ferrets. I’m going to go farther and guess that a recent tenant brought in a pet hyena and tried to argue that the lease only said “no cats or dogs.” Even though a hyena is a dog.

  3. missheather on Tue, 28th Oct 2008 1:23 pm
  4. I can only hope it was something a tad more exotic:

    http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/10/06/national/main576816.shtml

  5. bitchcakes on Tue, 28th Oct 2008 1:26 pm
  6. Do you think they mean no brokers? It’s the only thing I can think of. Aside from your ideas, of course.

  7. suzyO on Tue, 28th Oct 2008 3:08 pm
  8. it means what it says, you silly people. people only. no furniture, no tv, no radio, no tv on the radio, no pots and pans to rattle and clank, nothing.

    in fact, i believe i heard, some months ago, that a pot and a pan tried to rent the room. you can see why the landlord is piqued.

  9. rowan on Tue, 28th Oct 2008 6:28 pm
  10. Man vs Beast? perhaps the landlords had some unfortunate experiences in the past and are upping the requirements.

  11. rheingold on Wed, 29th Oct 2008 12:09 am
  12. People. Who need people. Are the luckiest people in the world.

    Or perhaps try, “It’s people! Soylent Green is made from PEOPLE!!!!!”

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