Culture on the Cheap
Lost In Williamsburg: Christian Slater
Lost Love. Last seen at 11:22 AM Sunday July 5th on N 8th near Roebling Street.
You were my fireworks on the 4th of July and you changed the way I will hear church bells forever! If this finds you please find me since I am a total moron and didn’t give you my number or get yours and I would love to see you again.
How can I not shake the suspicion this is going to end with wedding bells…
or a restraining order?
P.S.: Be sure to click on the above image if you have any trouble reading this fellow’s description:
…AND you are undeniably way more attractive than this bozo!