My Date With Dategirl: Part I

December 5, 2007 by
Filed under: Williamsburg 

Today I visited my buddy at Bad Advice and checked in with Inky (the Pervy Potty Cat). I am his godmother and am, therefore, responsible for his emotional well-being. Aside from the prospect of MMG “Design” tearing down his home he was in good spirits. Dategirl, on the other hand, was not so we left scofflaw central and went for a walk. Shortly thereafter we found this, the Roebling Porno Tree.

The Porn Tree

You better not let the Big Greek know about this.

I said. To wit she replied:

Yeah, he might leave me for a tree.

The Porno Tree

What man in his right mind could refuse Internal Cumbustion #7? It’s like the Chanel #5 of Williamsburg porn.*

Miss Heather

*Oil not included.


3 Comments on My Date With Dategirl: Part I

  1. greenpointers on Wed, 5th Dec 2007 8:04 am
  2. I just about fell off my chair when I read that! Hysterical!

  3. missheather on Wed, 5th Dec 2007 9:51 am
  4. It gets better. Wait for Part II.

  5. rowan on Wed, 5th Dec 2007 11:37 am
  6. the Astral super has competition

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