East Williamsburg Don’t Play

March 18, 2008 by
Filed under: Bushwick, Williamsburg 

NYS Don’t play

Yesterday I found this (accidental?) homage to yours truly on Evergreen Avenue. I have to confess, it made me smile.

This area patrolled

All the way down to the woman’s legs gracing the sign for the “East Williamsburg Valley Industrial Development Corporation” I felt welcome. East Williamsburgers have a real knack for making a person feel right at home. Their hospitality and graciousness are truly beyond compare. I learned this when I knocked around their fair burgh yesterday. Read on, dear readers, and you too will become a believer.

Montrose Avenue

If you don’t live here…

Skeletons brandishing their own eyeballs are not just for Halloween here.

Boerum Street

Fuck everybody

If you have some bottled up anger, let it out. You’ll feel much better afterwards.

McKibben Street


But please try to be concise. We New Yorkers are busy folk. Time is money!

nothing in glove box

Keep it short, sweet and to the point like this guy.

Siegel Street

Fuck you

And don’t forget what your mother taught you. When asking your neighbors to refrain from leaving their dog’s excrement on your property be sure to use the magic word: fuck you.

Miss Heather


One Comment on East Williamsburg Don’t Play

  1. rowan on Wed, 19th Mar 2008 8:10 am
  2. the sight of sexy legs in heels is very scary. who needs rottweilers when you have gams like these? love all the signage.

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