If so, head over to Greenpoint Avenue (between Manhattan Avenue and McGuinness Boulevard) and pick it up.
On top of being 100% free (no cash money required), it also purports to be bereft of bedbugs. WHAT A DEAL!
Miss Heather
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Depends on how you read it, it could be in ye olde english style…
“Take please not me, I’m Infested”
Excellent observation!
that couch looks like lips to me..
If only there were signs like that for people:
“Don’t come near, I have scabies.”
“Stay away, I’m crawling with crabs!”
“Watch out, I’m a headlice habitat.”
I for one cannot help but recall Monty Python’s “Hungarian Tourist Sketch”:
Do not worry, I am no longer infected.
And lest we forget:
My nipples explode with delight!