I had such a tremendous sense of release* creating the pie chart for this entry, that I set out on a(nother) reconnaisance mission this morning to gather enough data to create another one.
Here is today’s selected area…
Here is today’s “Dung of the Day”…
and this. (Words fail me, a picture works better.)
If a dog manages to volley a loaf into this fortification, he (or she) should get a medal, not a “$100 Fine”.
AND
If you have ever wondered (as I have) where talent-free trustifarian art students go after graduation (or when daddy’s money runs out) I found it today: the north-western corner of Greenpoint Avenue and McGuinness Boulevard.
And without further ado, here is today’s Crap Map!
Miss Heather
*A long time ago I was a “graphic designer” at a management consulting firm in midtown Manhattan. I created PowerPoint presentations for the early twenty-something Ivy League graduates which constituted 90% of the staff. This was a very unpleasant experience. My being the only female staffer who was not a receptionist, secretary, HR hack, or (insert position that entails fluffing the male ego here) put me in a rather tenuous position; when these 20-something-year-old shits with entitlement issues didn’t speak to me like I was mentally-retarded, they would try to pick me up.
It was hell and I got fired for having “an attitude problem”.
I LOVE people with an attitude problem! Given the choice between a polite lemming-minded conformist too scared to do anything interesting, another example of the homogeneous sheople who are so easily and mindlessly led by fads and fashions, or a unique and creative dog shit tracker with attitude, I’ll opt for the shit every time. Keep on trackin’!
Thank you very much.