The Vagina Log

December 6, 2007 by
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic, Williamsburg 

(Envision Miss Heather walking down Calyer Street. She is headed east and has just crossed Newel Street.)

The Vagina Log

Gee, I wonder why someone painted part of this log blue? I think I’ll take a closer look.

The Calyer Cunt

Oh, that explains it! It needs a dissonant shade of blue to offset the vagina that has been painted on it. Silly me. I should have remembered that from art school!

Could someone please explain to me this recent practice of inscribing female genitalia on trees? I ask because this is the second one I have found in as many weeks.

Bedford Avenue Beaver

Calyer Cooze*, meet the Bedford Avenue beaver. I wonder if they know about the Roebling Porno Tree? Methinks I’ll arrange an introduction.

Miss Heather

*This is the best commenter name I have ever heard of— and yes, there is a registered commenter on New York Shitty who has this moniker. She is a very nice person.

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