Santa and Mrs. Claus! Good ol’ Saint Nick will be coming to town soon you know. Oh wait, scratch that: he’s ALREADY HERE!
Parents who wish to take their kids to see Santa, take note: the last time I saw him he was hanging out on India Street wearing a butcher’s apron and smoking a cigarette.
Mrs. Claus can be located a short distance away waiting for some kielbasa. I would advise parents against taking their children to meet Santa’s missus. She might frighten them.
Miss Heather
If these guys are numbers two and three, I can’t wait to see number one! Do tell.
At least she shops as the best meat market in Greenpoint! You ever see the lines in there? My wife is dragging me there Saturday. I bet the line is out the door.
Very true, Spanky.
This woman is clearly “in the know” as to where to get the best meat in Greenpoint. Good luck next Saturday! Put on your best “game face” and carry a cattle prod.