Anyone want a vermin-free couch?

August 29, 2007 by
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 

Greenpoint Avenue Couch

If so, head over to Greenpoint Avenue (between Manhattan Avenue and McGuinness Boulevard) and pick it up.

I’m not infested!

On top of being 100% free (no cash money required), it also purports to be bereft of bedbugs. WHAT A DEAL!

Miss Heather

Comments

5 Comments on Anyone want a vermin-free couch?

  1. deadzebra on Wed, 29th Aug 2007 3:45 pm
  2. Depends on how you read it, it could be in ye olde english style…
    “Take please not me, I’m Infested”

  3. missheather on Wed, 29th Aug 2007 4:14 pm
  4. Excellent observation!

  5. lisanne on Wed, 29th Aug 2007 9:56 pm
  6. that couch looks like lips to me..

  7. annulla on Thu, 30th Aug 2007 3:33 pm
  8. If only there were signs like that for people:

    “Don’t come near, I have scabies.”

    “Stay away, I’m crawling with crabs!”

    “Watch out, I’m a headlice habitat.”

  9. missheather on Thu, 30th Aug 2007 6:53 pm
  10. I for one cannot help but recall Monty Python’s “Hungarian Tourist Sketch”:

    Do not worry, I am no longer infected.

    And lest we forget:

    My nipples explode with delight!

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