The Fat One

August 11, 2007 by
Filed under: Area 51 

Since my Internet service continues to be as effective as Lindsay Lohan’s recent stint in rehab, today’s post is gonna be short and sweet…

Sometimes I like to indulge in a little social commentary when I arrange merchandise at work. Today I chose to deconstruct ‘N Sync for our clients’ edification.

N Sync

The chap on the left is Justin Timberlake. He is the straight one.

Most of you can recognize the blond gent on the video box to the right. He is Lance Bass. AKA: the gay one.

The dude brandishing the guitar, well, that’s Joey Fatone. I have taken the liberty of labeling him the FAT ONE. Because he is.

I am very pleased with this installation. I envision it as an updated version of see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Or appropriately:

Don’t ask, don’t tell, DON’T CARE.

Miss Heather


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