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Models Wanted At the Astral
This morning I received an alarming email from my neighbor and all-around casserole whiz, Emily. She writes:
There sure is a mushroom growing from my ceiling:
I’ll be frank. I have heard a lot of bad things about the Astral. Mostly that it is a total dump whose north-facing wing has a bedbug infestation. What I did not know, however, is the Super is too busy shooting amateur boudoir photography to do anything about it.
How did I find out this piece of information, you ask? Very simple: Eefers Googled her Superintendent’s name and this gent’s portfolio at “Model Mayhem” was the first item to pop up.
I wish I had learned about this excellent opportunity earlier. If I did, I would have contacted this guy. I could use a little extra money for Christmas shopping this year.
Photo Credit: The Thing. No, it is not the Super of the Astral. Sorry folks!