Look Here: Fort Greene Doesn’t Take Any (Dog) Shit!

July 9, 2007 by
Filed under: Dog Shit Signage 

Today I was emailed an example of dog shit signage from Clifton Place that gave me goosebumps. We’re talking about the kind of excitement you feel when you’re in the sixth grade and the cute boy in the class smiles at you (instead of trying to beat you up, which was my experience). Without further ado, here it is.

Look Here

This guy (or gal) is going to kick both the dog and the owner in the “F?”X” Ass!!!” That’s hardcore. Mike didn’t do that to me on the playground. He was content with humiliating me in front of about thirty or forty of my peers; for reasons only known to him, he kept my dog out of it.


Miss Heather

P.S.: Thanks “Mihow” for forwarding this to me. It made my day.


One Comment on Look Here: Fort Greene Doesn’t Take Any (Dog) Shit!

  1. missheather on Mon, 9th Jul 2007 7:33 pm
  2. It should be noted that a commenter called “Poo on that shit” intended to post a comment regarding this post. Instead it got posted on the previous post. Here it is:

    what the ass turd? i want to leave a comment on the story about the sign where the writer claimed he or she would kick the dog’s ass. i keep getting sent here. anyway…that is terrible. if i was that dog, i would shit on your shoe and bite your asshole. i would stalk you with shit piles until the end of time. it is not the dog’s fault. however, feel free to kick the dog OWNER’S ass.

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