Brown Suede

January 18, 2007 by
Filed under: Dog Shit, Dung of the Day 

Today’s “Dung of the Day” comes from 96 Dupont Street. At a distance the bottle of deodorant looked like an “adult novelty item”. Maybe it was employed for that purpose, who knows? I don’t put anything past anyone anymore.

Brown Suede

As I was taking the above photo a local meathead* (repairing his pick-up truck) shouted “You think that (picture) will end up hanging in a museum?”

My answer: I hope so.

And I do. If for no other reason because the dean of my graduate school would be forced to publicly kiss my butt (in the hopes of getting a little alumni cash/publicity). He ran the fine arts department like it was his own little banana republic: summoning and cancelling “mandatory” meetings with no regard for the schedules of his charges peons.

After he did this one too many times, I brought a puppet to an inter-departmental meeting and fielded all my questions/comments to him through her. Talk to the hand (or in this case, the puppet). And he did: in front of 40+ people, including a couple professors.

I still have “Rat Girl“. She has a few (more) things she’d like to say to him.

Miss Heather

*This is not meant as an insult. I like meatheads. I find their prosaic, yet razor-sharp, take on things refreshing.

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