The Sensuous Greenpointer

August 29, 2007 by
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 

Although I do my most to keep away from the following locality, I would like to tender my sincerest condolences to the fine people of Park Slope regarding the loss of Maggie Moo’s. One woman’s (READ: MY) vision of a brightly lit (and very hot) crotchling-ridden hellhole is another woman’s paradise.

If it’s any consolation, the Brooklyn Ice Cream Factory over on Commercial Street has yet to open— much to the consternation of my ice cream-craving taste buds. Good thing we have The Corner Frenzy on Huron Street (which is quite delicious and affordable, by the way). But I digress…

Every cloud has a silver brown lining… and sometimes it is quite delicious! As I discovered on West Street today.

Body Butter

Keep a stiff upper lip my fellow Brooklynites to the south! You may have lost your ice cream venue of choice, but chocolate topping can be poured on other things. Use your imagination.

Great on Ice Cream

But please use protection, the last thing your ‘hood needs is more fucking strollers.

Miss Heather


2 Comments on The Sensuous Greenpointer

  1. ickyinbrooklyn on Fri, 31st Aug 2007 10:45 pm
  2. a. Totally hysterical.

    b. Love the fact that they point out it is made with French chocolate. Considering the places this chocolate is going … well, ya know.

    c. I’ll see you in Hell, Maggie Moo.

  3. Declan Z on Sun, 2nd Sep 2007 5:07 pm
  4. Hey, first of all thanks, I’ve been “enjoying” your blog.

    I went to the Brooklyn Ice Cream Factory (mmm mmm) in August … so when I read this entry I thought “hmm… It must have *some* hours, even if they are erratic.”

    I stopped by today for a cone (their coffee ice cream is exquisite) and got the hours, which as of now (Sept 2) are Thurs – Sun 3-9. Mark says he hopes soon to have some hours on Wednesday, and be open later on Friday.

    Just thought I’d let y’all know.

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