Miss Heather’s Stocking Stuffer Cavalcade

December 26, 2007 by
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 

Call me a hypocrite. While I am not really a holiday season kind of gal, I always look forward to opening Christmas presents. This goes double for presents from my best buddy Rachael. She always picks out the most interesting gifts. This year was no exception.

Super 77

One can of spray adhesive. Mr. Heather was a little disturbed by this item, as he suspected I might put it to some suspect use. More specifically, on him:

Great, now you can glue my dick to my stomach.

I assured him I would not do such a thing. If for no other reason because the instructions forbade me from doing so.

Important Notice

Then again, maybe Rachael had this nefarious scheme in mind? Why else would she have also given me:

Clothes Pins

1. A package of clothes pins shaped like feet.

Canner air

2. A can of compressed air, and last, but not least…


3. A bottle of whiskey.

On that note I will leave you, dear readers, to draw your own conclusions.

Miss Heather


2 Comments on Miss Heather’s Stocking Stuffer Cavalcade

  1. rowan on Wed, 26th Dec 2007 2:19 pm
  2. forget chocolate-covered strawberries! nothing says loving like compressed air and clothespin feet.

  3. nobugs on Thu, 27th Dec 2007 11:00 pm
  4. All the ingredients for a fun night at home with someone you love!

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