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Stick Out Your Can, Here Comes The Garbage Man!
One task I thoroughly detest is housework. For this reason I cannot fathom what it must be like to earn one’s living by picking up other people’s garbage. Hell, picking up Mr. Heathers skivvies off the floor and placing them in the laundry hamper is sufficient cause to make my blood boil.
And so the age old question goes: hoe does one make this dirty, but necessary, more enticing? Well, yesterday on Meserole Avenue I learned the fine chaps at Mr. Rubbish have found the answer!
Festoon the front of your truck with a jaunty license plate, a slew of plush animals and a grim reaper.
But don’t stop there! Toss in Bert from Sesame Street and an American flag for good measure. No wonder the gents manning this truck were smiling: this hearse for human detritus exudes nothing but sunshine! If you have a lot of trash— and I mean A LOT— who should you call? Mr. Rubbish, that’s who!
Not only will they cheerfully remove it from your premises, but the neighbors will fondly remember the sight of Baby Bugs, Daffy and Sylvester for years to come.
Mr Rubbish: they make demolition clean outs fun!
Miss Heather
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3 Comments on Stick Out Your Can, Here Comes The Garbage Man!
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bboy on
Thu, 31st Jan 2008 10:38 am
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mr rubbish on
Sun, 18th May 2008 3:16 pm
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mr rubbish on
Sun, 18th May 2008 3:17 pm
We love Miss Heather and the Cramps in Flatbush
dont we just love that mr rubbish…he recycles and is green …we need more like him on this planet
we also love miss heather.
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