Stick Out Your Can, Here Comes The Garbage Man!

January 31, 2008 by
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 

One task I thoroughly detest is housework. For this reason I cannot fathom what it must be like to earn one’s living by picking up other people’s garbage. Hell, picking up Mr. Heathers skivvies off the floor and placing them in the laundry hamper is sufficient cause to make my blood boil.

And so the age old question goes: hoe does one make this dirty, but necessary, more enticing? Well, yesterday on Meserole Avenue I learned the fine chaps at Mr. Rubbish have found the answer!

2 Rubbish

Festoon the front of your truck with a jaunty license plate, a slew of plush animals and a grim reaper.


But don’t stop there! Toss in Bert from Sesame Street and an American flag for good measure. No wonder the gents manning this truck were smiling: this hearse for human detritus exudes nothing but sunshine! If you have a lot of trash— and I mean A LOT— who should you call? Mr. Rubbish, that’s who!

Call Mr. Rubbish!

Not only will they cheerfully remove it from your premises, but the neighbors will fondly remember the sight of Baby Bugs, Daffy and Sylvester for years to come.

Mr Rubbish: they make demolition clean outs fun!

Miss Heather


3 Comments on Stick Out Your Can, Here Comes The Garbage Man!

  1. bboy on Thu, 31st Jan 2008 10:38 am
  2. We love Miss Heather and the Cramps in Flatbush

  3. mr rubbish on Sun, 18th May 2008 3:16 pm
  4. dont we just love that mr rubbish…he recycles and is green …we need more like him on this planet

  5. mr rubbish on Sun, 18th May 2008 3:17 pm
  6. we also love miss heather.

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