Crosstown Local Cavalcade Volume IX: High Society

February 28, 2008 by
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 

A stroll around the Nassau Avenue Stop of the G has yet to disappoint yours truly. My latest sojourn there was no exception. In fact, if you happen to be a Frank Sinatra fan, I have very good news.

High Society

There’s a rather sizable cache of his films to be had on the Smith-9th bound platform. Maybe this person finally converted his (or her collection) over to DVD? I cannot profess of being a big fan of good ol’ Blue Eyes. But that’s okay, there is still ample entertainment to be had for your $2.00 fare.

Just Like a Pimp

You can sell your soul.

Responsible Blood

While I’m on the subject of bloodsuckers, if you are so inclined please drink responsibly.

2 for 3

For only $3.00 more you can get a super-sized side order of cancer to go.

Ma deek

Above all, while you’re patronizing the Crosstown Local be sure to observe proper subway safety.  Accidents can or will happen if you don’t.

Please keep your barn door closed gents.

Miss Heather


2 Comments on Crosstown Local Cavalcade Volume IX: High Society

  1. Rebecca11222 on Fri, 29th Feb 2008 10:31 am
  2. it’s a little-known fact that when New Yorkers’ naughty bits get pinched between subway doors, they begin speaking like LOLcats.

  3. Rebecca11222 on Fri, 29th Feb 2008 11:49 am
  4. sorry. that’s

    cats only like cheese that is cheez

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