Great Moments In Williamsburg Real Estate Perks: 234 Skillman Crapfest

The anonymous tipster who forwarded me this copy editor’s worst nightmare writes:

Imagine my excitement when I learned of new additions to the building at 234 Skillman Ave, courtesy of Active Development LLC!  Not only are we getting a screening room, but a rec room!  Including a Poo Table!  woohoo!  I hear those things are expensive…

Sheeeeit where I live we don’t have fancy pants places to put our poo— much less for “no fee”. In the Garden Spot of The Universe the humble sidewalks have to suffice. West Street appears to be the most popular.

Miss Heather