Lost In Williamsburg: Christian Slater

(with “benefits”)

LOST LovE!

Lost Love. 🙁 Last seen at 11:22 AM Sunday July 5th on N 8th near Roebling Street.

You were my fireworks on the 4th of July and you changed the way I will hear church bells forever! If this finds you please find me since I am a total moron and didn’t give you my number or get yours and I would love to see you again.

How can I not shake the suspicion this is going to end with wedding bells…

or a restraining order?

Miss Heather

P.S.: Be sure to click on the above image if you have any trouble reading this fellow’s description:

…AND you are undeniably way more attractive than this bozo!

OUCH!