New York Shitty Photos Du Jour: Stop & Smell The Roses

This eerily Greenpointesque moment hails from underneath the 7 train at 74th Street. The above gent’s accouterments are as follows: one pint of vodka and a solitary red rose.

He even took a moment from the hustle and bustle (READ: shouting at people) to savor the latter. This was one of the many delights I beheld during today’s sojourn to Jackson Heights and Elmhurst. I will be posting a slide show of highlights from day trip this evening— so stay tuned!

Miss Heather

New York Shitty Pay Phone Du Jour: Monolog Machine 2.0

This retrofitted public pay phone hails from 82nd Street and is named in honor of its Greenpoint predecessor— which I regret to inform everyone is no more.

Miss Heather