Crosstown Local Photo Du Jour: It’s BAAAACK!

April 11, 2009



Metropolitan Transit Authority
Attn: H. Dale Hemmerdinger, Chairman
347 Madison Avenue
New York, NY 10017-3739



Re: advertisement on Queens-bound platform at Greenpoint Avenue



Dear Mr. Hemmerdinger,

What did my community ever do to you to deserve this? I mean, I can handle the odd pervert whipping out his penis— but hammertoes too? Have a heart, Dale. Please.

Sincerely,



Miss Heather
Proprietress of New York Shitty, Greenpoint citizen & patron of the Crosstown Local