Williamsburg Photo Du Jour: The Word On The Street

December 28, 2014 ·
Filed under: 11211, The Word On The Street, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

RIP nys

Taken December 28, 2014.

Bushwick Photo Du Jour: Reservations

January 21, 2013 ·
Filed under: 11237, Bushwick, Bushwick Brooklyn, The Word On The Street 

whitecastle

Those of you who are aficionados of White Castle  (and you know who you are) will be pleased as punch to know the above-depicted location (1545 Myrtle Avenue) is taking reservations for this upcoming Valentine’s Day! To each their own, I (a vegetarian) say…

From The New York Shitty Inbox: Missing Something?

January 3, 2012 ·
Filed under: 11211, East Williamsburg, East Williamsburg Brooklyn 

More specifically: has anyone lost a “valued-added” pair of green sweatpants and consequently any remaining shred of human dignity? If so, worry no more (at least not about the pants). Someone has found them near the White Castle on Metropolitan Avenue! Via Craigslist:

Two nights ago I found a pair of green sweatpants with blue boxer briefs inside. Both the undies and the sweats had been defecated upon, then possibly dragged for several meters before being discarded alongside of the road. The nearby White Castle suggests that an explosive bowel movement took place shortly after the consumption of numerous jalapeno sliders and buffalo chicken rings. The victim, possibly wearing a long jacket or sweater capable of hiding their genitalia, proceeded to strip down their shit-stained trousers and continue walking like nothing ever happened.

If this sounds eerily similar to what happened to you at 4:30 AM this past Saturday and you care to reclaim your filthy sweats and undies, please contact the above email address. And shame on you.

 

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