When Bad I.T. Happens to Cool People

July 1, 2007 by
Filed under: Area 51 

When I awoke today— at noon— my husband gleefully ushered me into the living room. “We have Internet access!” he exclaimed.

To wit I replied:

You’re shitting me.

My husband is full of (sh)it. I learned the aforementioned fact the way all nice girls do: after getting married. I inspected our hub and lo, the light was on! I have been crying against the dying of that light for the last five days.

After emailing people like it was going out of style and taking my buddy Mikeypod on a walking tour of the Garden Spot, I sojourned down Berry Street. Between North 6th and 7th Street I found traces of someone else’s I.T. trouble.

Hipster IT NIghtmare

I have no fucking idea what this person is talking about. But I hope the aforementioned “Cocksucker” ships the right disk soon. Nonetheless I find it very sweet. Indeed.


Miss Heather


One Comment on When Bad I.T. Happens to Cool People

  1. dupreciate on Mon, 2nd Jul 2007 5:05 am
  2. I can crack this code; they’re talking about what are presumably pirated copies of a hit TV series. Hopefully episodes 33-44 will turn up soon.

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