Bushwick Speaks Up About Bush

July 25, 2007 by
Filed under: Area 51 

I cannot tell a lie; until recently I turned my (not so little) nose up at Bushwick.

Yes, Miss Heather was guilty of arrogance. Fortunately, I have since seen the light. Today’s offerings on New York Shitty will be dedicated to sending this oft-maligned and disparaged neighborhood a little Greenpoint love.

Bushwick has a certain je nais se quoi, if you will. While Park Slopers may get in a dither about some crazed tart hanging out above someone’s doorway, the peeps in this no-nonsense ‘nabe are engaged in heated political discourse.

Case in point: a polemic I found at 232 Meserole Street yesterday.

232 Meserole Street

Some may bemoan the fact that our fearless leader is:

  1. A religious whack job
  2. A liar
  3. A lying religious whack job
  4. A lying religious whack job who has managed to get this country into a geopolitical situation whose (negative) consequences will be felt for a very long time

But such people are merely trifling with the symptoms of a larger (or in this case, smaller) problem. Leave it to the Bushwickers (or Bushwickians) to cut the crap and get right to the point.

Miss Heather


2 Comments on Bushwick Speaks Up About Bush

  1. stanley ferris on Wed, 25th Jul 2007 5:29 pm
  2. Greenpoint rocks!

  3. missheather on Wed, 25th Jul 2007 7:33 pm
  4. You crack me up Stan. I have no fucking idea what you’re saying, but yet, you amuse me.

    And yes, Greenpoint does, indeed, ROCK.

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