January 29, 2007 by
Filed under: Area 51 

I’ll be upfront: my responsibilities as The Dog Shit Queen of Greenpoint are such that I do not cannot keep track of what our local hipster population is up to nowadays. Thankfully, the Idiotarod was brought to my attention I rode the L train last Saturday.


What these peeps lacked in presentation was made up for by attitude (and one big-ass pole). As Theodore Roosevelt once said:

Speak softly and carry a large stick.

Very cool. But not as cool as this. Or this. When given the choice, I go with “Super-Absorbency”. New York Shitty needs as much as absorbency as it can get.

Miss Heather


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