This pretty much speaks for itself

May 24, 2007 by
Filed under: Vomit 


I saw this sign as I was leaving for work this morning; it was posted on the inside of my apartment building’s front door. It has since been removed.

What the author of this sign doesn’t realize is the foul odor permeating our building is not vomit. The Stupor finally got around to cleaning out apartment 6 a couple of days ago. This apartment has been vacant since last November.

Among the items removed were (six month old) rotten food* and used vintage cat litter. As a result, our hallways smell like a combination of homeless person ass-crack and limburger cheese. The Stupe, in his infinite wisdom, attempted to conceal this malodorous perfume with some generic form of Pine-Sol. The results of this futile attempt at ‘damage control’ are truly eye-watering.

Miss Heather

*He also threw out the refrigerator, which I could smell from my own living room 20+ feet away!


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