THIS WEEK: Bike Love

July 27, 2009 by
Filed under: 11211, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

Those of you who want a little beefcake with your squeaky clean bike are in luck! Per this flier (which I found on Driggs Avenue) this Saturday, August 1, the Metropolitan Bar will be hosting a hose-down with a distinctly 11211 twist.


There’s no mention of price so I am guessing this service is gratis. As to whether or not the lad or lass lavishing love on your ride will seat-throat your Schwinn?


Well, I suppose you just have to go and find out. Only in Williamsburg, folks…

Bicycle Love Hose-Down
August 1, 2009 from 4:00 to 8:00 p.m.
Metropolitan Bar
559 Lorimer Street
Brooklyn, New York 11211

Miss Heather


2 Comments on THIS WEEK: Bike Love

  1. bitchcakes on Mon, 27th Jul 2009 9:55 pm
  2. I still have not cleaned my bike from the 5 boro bike tour. It needs it desperately. But I’m skeptical about this service…

  3. missheather on Mon, 27th Jul 2009 10:03 pm
  4. I for one can’t believe the guy has placed his mouth where (undoubtedly) a lot of crotch sweat has accumulated. Yummy.

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