From The New York Shitty Inbox: (Words Fail Me)

February 12, 2014 by missheather
Filed under: 11211, 11249, Culture War, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn

This comes courtesy of an anonymous tipster who writes:

Really, we need a memo about this! Who are these parents?

Indeed. Then again if residents of the Viridian had to be advised not to let their dogs to crap in the indoor garden (and just this has come to pass) is this really surprising? No. It is not. Still it is as good as a reason as any to roll this out…