From The New York Shitty Inbox: The Chickens Have Come To Roost

May 29, 2011 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic

A person we’ll call “N” writes:

Hey Miss Heather! Long time no chat – how have you been?… Anyway, the reason I am writing is because I recently saw you quoted in The Brooklyn Paper regarding the tenant next to the chicken slaughterhouse who is supposedly moving because of the bad smell… I personally know this guy and he’s basically using this story to cover up for the fact that he’s behind on the rent and is getting evicted. Not that you would necessarily care to listen to it, but he even has a podcast and talks about it on his show… This guy is basically an opportunist and liar and it really stymied me to see Brooklyn Paper even give this guy the time of day. When I saw your name quoted in there, I thought I’d reach out and let you in on what was really happening. It’s really great to see you are still so active with nyshitty!…

Why am I not the least bit surprised by this? In any case I have learned from another tipster that this chap has taken his stoop sale to Craigslist if any of you are interested in doing a little shopping.

Miss Heather

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New York Shitty Day Ender: When Worlds Collide

May 16, 2011 ·
Filed under: 11222, Culture War, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic

The proceedings were rather lively at this evening’s 94th Precinct Community Council meeting. Naturally I shot footage and have commenced uploading it. (TEASER: Phyllis was in particularly interesting form.) In the meantime I want to leave you with something I spied before the aforementioned event. A moving sale of such a special (and distinctly Greenpoint) caliber it deserves a post of its own. Here it is.

The above photograph does not do the strobe light (which was quite an attention getter) justice. Fortunately that’s why god invented video. Enjoy!

If anyone out there is looking for a condominium on Greenpoint Avenue methinks one will be hitting the market. Soon.

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Miss Heather

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