Culture on the Cheap
It has come to my attention that Curbed recently dissed Bubbles’s lack of reward money for her return. That’s because Greenpoint peeps are generally nice people who will do good deeds without financial “encouragement”. In any case, if Bubbles the Greenpoint Pit Mix met the lost Williamsburg Boston Terrier she’d eat him (or her) for lunch. And take a $2,500 dump later.
Greenpoint is teaming with mean dogs. Or that’s what the local signage would like me to believe.
Exhibit A: India Street
Not only did I fail to find a dog on the premises, but the phallic imagery made me laugh. Dilettantes.
Exhibit B: North 14th Street
Professional, yet uninspired and boring. Once again, nary a dog to be found.
Exhibit C: Meserole Avenue
I am not going to mess with the person who made this sign. Maybe there is a Rottweiler behind that door. Or maybe there isn’t. Do I feel lucky to find out? No, I don’t.