Spotted On Manhattan Avenue: Open For Business
That’s right, folks. The much anticipated Calexico is open for business! You can peruse their menu by clicking here. Otherwise I will leave you with this very special item I spied on their menu!
As a chap smoking a ciggie in front of said establishment opined:
The crack keeps ’em coming back!
I am imagine we’ll have to wait and see if he’s right.
Calexico
Hours: 5:30 p.m. – Midnight
645 Manhattan Avenue
Brooklyn, New York 11222
Miss Heather
Reader Comment Du Jour: Has Larry Been Catnapped— Again?
I have heard rumors that Larry, our beloved bodega cat, has gone M.I.A. Sadly, it would appear this is in fact the case. His former “person”, Neer, writes:
Hi Heather, how is everything out there? sorry, write you this late but today just now, i come to know our larry is missing since Friday and is not returning after went out side at midnight and i don’t know what to do. So I’m writing to you. I hope he is loved now and is happy. If you find out anything about larry please let me know too. missing you all and greenpoint.
If you have seen Larry or know of his whereabouts please contact his “people” at New A.J. Farms Market STAT. They— and I— are very worried about him.
New A. & J Farm Market
1014 Manhattan Avenue
Brooklyn, New York 11222
(718) 383-4354
Miss Heather
New York Shitty Day Ender: Live From The Town Hall Meeting, Part II
It has been a slow process, but I have managed to upload all save the last three videos from last night’s Town Hall meeting regarding the proposed homeless intake center at 400 McGuinness Boulevard. Hopefully I should be able to get those uploaded by tomorrow morning. In the meantime, here’s what I’ve uploaded!
Part VII: An attendee asks what we can do to get organized.
- Mr. Levin recommends a demonstration at City Hall and reaching out to our local elected officials.
Part VIII: Ann Kansfield, the Pastor of the Greenpoint Reformed Church, speaks and admonishes attendees to look at the facts.
- Fact: Greenpoint has one of the highest rates of alcoholism and mental illness in the city.
Part IX: Christine Holowacz and a Greenpoint home owner asks as to where the men this intake center will serve will come from.
- Ms. Holowacz inquires as to what we can do about our needy.
- This intake center will serve the entire city.
- The clients for this center will be arrive via bus and the subway system (via train passes).
- Last Thursday a man died of hypothermia at McCarren Park— and Mr. Levin explains why this should not have happened.
Part X: An attendee reemphasizes the need for information.
- Mr. Levin passes along his web site, which he advises will contain all the information people will need regarding this proposed homeless shelter, how to contact their public officials, etc.
Part XI: A Kent Street resident speaks about the homeless problem on her block.
Part XII: A woman rebuts Pastor Ann’s statement, a question about zoning and a Greenpoint old timer speaks.
Part XIII: A continuation of the previous clip, a Clay Street resident and representative from Senator Dilan’s speak.
Part XIV: A resident voices her concern regarding this shelter being located adjacent to the Pulaski Bridge, another attendee states he has tried to contact HELP USA to no avail.
- Mr. Levin provides the url for his WordPress blog (which can be found here).
Miss Heather
Reader Contribution Du Jour: Shit Tits?
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, The Word On The Street
Joshua (who took the above photograph) writes:
You may have received 1729 copies of this photo already… if so, here’s 1730. Either way, ‘Shit Tits’ apparently makes me think of you. From the side of the KFC/ Taco Bell/ Sexy Laundro/ Key Food supercenter. Right next to the dumpster all the GP bums piss/ smoke weed behind. Took the picture Sunday, it was already painted over last night.
What else can I say other than:
1. This is the first time I have seen this.
2. I am actually touched someone would see the words “shit” and “tits” and think of me. I am not kidding. I am dead serious.
Miss Heather
P.S.: On an unrelated note I am uploading the last few videos from last night’s meeting. I hope (pray) to have them up later this evening!
New York Shitty Day Ender: Live From The Town Hall Meeting Part I
Filed under: 11222, Bed-Stuy, Bed-Stuy Brooklyn, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic
I just back from the Town Hall meeting organized by Steve Levin and Senator Martin Malave Dilan. I will be uploading footage throughout the evening so check back in! In the meantime, I will leave you with this image (from the Polish Slavic Community Center) to contemplate.
So slowly— but surely— the footage is uploading!
Part I: Stephen Levin explains why this Town Hall meeting is being conducted and why neither the DHS nor HELP USA are present. Synopsis: This was intended to be a “community meeting” to form a strategy to fight said homeless shelter. (Curious given NY1 was present replete with a van and reporter.) Mr. Levin also touched upon the “fair share” issue and in so doing mentioned our waste water treatment facility. He stumbled a bit as to how much and whose shit we get. My answer— and mind you, this is a hobby for yours truly: a lot. As to whose poop we process. This following map (which can be found at the Visitor’s Center at the Newtown Creek Waste Water Treatment Facility).
We get Wall Street’s shit. The Empire State Building (from whose observation deck which our most famous landmark is purported to be seen): their crap, is our crap! We also get the merde and vomitus from the East Village and Lower East Side. Be it from “uppity bohemians”, the “frat folks” they allegedly oppress or otherwise. All I’m saying is much of Santacon 2010 puke’s and piss found its way to my backyard. Simply put: we get a lot of shit.
- Mr. Levin clarifies what an “assessment center” is. E.g.; homeless men will be bused in or travel here by subway, spend anywhere between two weeks or a month (so as to be “assessed”) before they dispatched elsewhere. As he put it: a big revolving door.
- Mr. Levin talks about the homeless/unhoused problem here and why HELP USA’s shelter will not help our local homeless problem. In fact, it will exacerbate it.
- Mr. Levin speaks about a proposal he made to the former head of the Department of Homeless Services regarding our homeless population.
Part II: Stephen Levin goes into the 3/4 house (as opposed to halfway house— I honestly didn’t know there was a difference) at Clay Street as being problematic in and if itself and continues to explain how the homeless shelter as proposed by HELP USA will not help our unhoused.
- Levin mentions that he has met with residents of the Greenpoint Hotel/SRO 3/4 house— whatever you want to call it— and they have made it known their living conditions are appalling.
- Steve Levin takes a hands-up vote as to who is for and who is against this shelter. I refused to film this— but I can attest not a single person present was for it.
Part III: Miezsko “The Coffee Man” Kalita (who is also the Public Safety Chair of Community Board 1) speaks and gives a recap of how Community Board 1 has tried to initiate a dialogue with HELP USA repeatedly and to no avail.
Part IV: Levin explains how the building in question, 400 McGuinness Boulevard, falls under the loft law.
- Mr. Levin notes the the residents have applied for loft law status.
- The owner of this building has made it known he plans to fight against this.
- IMPORTANT FACT: as long as 400 McGuinness has so much as one legal resident itcannot be used as a homeless shelter.
Part V: Rent stabilization is an abomination— or this guy is very confused. I honestly cannot tell which.
Part VI: I am concluding this post with this clip because what this woman, who hails from Community Board 3— in Bedford Stuyvesant— has to say about their dealings with the Department of Homeless Services is illuminating. We should be very grateful she took the time to share her experience with us. Seriously.
- Do not fool yourself; what happened in her neighborhood can happen in ours. What’s more, it looks like we will have a rather nasty fight ahead of us.
The rest the the footage from tonight’s meeting can be found here.
Miss Heather
New York Shitty Photos Du Jour: Yulehenge
Although I have featured this item before (albeit as a reader contribution) I cannot resist doing again. Why, you ask? Because I think it is neat and it appears to have grown significantly since Halloween!
What I am especially fond of is solitary pine sprig— perhaps in observance of the season? I can only hope so. I give this “arrangement” two enthusiastic thumbs up!
Miss Heather
From The New York Shitty Inbox, Part II: What’s Up At The American Playground?
A lady named Michelle writes the evening of December 12, 2010:
Hi Miss Heather,
Was walking my dog a few nights ago and we happened upon a curious notice posted at the American Playground on Franklin – right across from Word. Seems the place has been condemned and is “imminently perilous to life.” I’ve seen these outside gnarly looking buildings that seem like they may cave in on the squatters living in them, but any idea why American Playground has earned the notice?
Would send a picture, but I’m never out there with my phone.
Just curious.
As you can imagine I found this more than a little disturbing so this morning I headed over without delay.
Sure enough, there was a Vacate Order on the premises— but why?
When I checked the Department of Buildings database I could find no indication whatsoever such an order was issued. On a lark I then checked the Department of Buildings database regarding the adjacent property, 60 West Street*. What I found was quite interesting.
Was this the reason such an order was served? There is no way to tell conclusively (this complaint is from last year) but I would not rule it outside the realm of possibility. Especially since I have it on excellent intelligence that falling debris from this property has been an issue in the past. But I suppose for the time being we’ll have to be content to walk away from this mystery with more questions than answers. On that note, I would like to leave you with this final question.
If the American Playground has a Vacate Order in place due to “conditions imminently perilous to life”, why is it open today? Thoughts anyone?
Miss Heather
*Which, as some of you may recall, is a live poultry storage facility.
From The New York Shitty Inbox: Michael & Edie
Filed under: 10013, 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Manhattan, New York City
This item comes courtesy of a long-time reader (and Greenpointer) named John. He writes:
This is a one-time email I’m sending about a play we’re hard at work on – it’s called Michael and Edie, written by our own Rachel Bonds, and directed by our own Robert Saenz De Viteri. It’s a madcap holiday comedy with some dark undertones and bits of magic. It’s fun. It’s short (70 minutes). It’s affordable – admission is 12 dollars. The cast is fantastic.
If you’re looking for a fun and easy night out, please consider joining us. We run Wednesday through Sunday for the next two weeks.
You can get the full rundown about this play, the people behind it and purchase tickets by clicking here.
Miss Heather
‘Tis The Season: T & N Wine & Liquor
As far as window displays go for this establishment this is pretty understated. Nonetheless, you gotta love the Santa decanters: a yuletide gift begetting a Greenpoint king— or queen!
Miss Heather






























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