Great Moments In Greenpoint Hospitality: Mr. Tambourine Man
Filed under: 11222, Advanced Life Forms, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Stuff That Makes Miss Heather Happy
Yesterday some of you might have noticed that New York Shitty was offline for a considerable period of time. Apparently the host for this site had a problem at one of its data centers and, well, you get the idea. Ordinarily this would infuriate yours truly to no end— but not this time. Given the lovely weather I was not the least bit inclined to sit in front of a monitor. My site’s dysfunction and my own were in perfect synchronicity. Thus, I opted to go for a walk.
What started as an ostensible shopping foray for socks (which have been disappearing at an alarming rate of late) ended up with a little value-added in the way of a tambourine and travel guide for Greece (as seen above). How did this happen, you ask? I will tell you.
On March 16th I wrote (in this post about an ad hoc art exhibition on Noble Street):
…In any case the creator of these works is a seriously nice fellow. So much so I feel compelled to warn my fellow Greenpointers: if you demonstrate too much interest you may very well find yourself walking home with one. For free! That’s what happened to me back in 2008.
During yesterday’s peregrinations I spied a new work of art gracing Noble Street…
and being a lover of sunflowers and hearts I paused to get a closer shot. That’s when I caught the attention of this work’s creator, Yusef, (who happened to be wearing the above-depicted tambourine on his head). After applauding him on his fashion sense a discussion ensued.
First, he told me about his latest series of paintings which are of sunflowers. I concurred that sunflowers are quite wonderful (because they are). He then suggested I take the sunflower he had affixed to nearby street sign (at left) and wear it in my hair. I demurred, stating that I much preferred it in its current location (because I do). That’s when he removed the tambourine from his head and offered it to me. Upon discerning it was not a good fit (too big) I opted to use it in a more conventional manner: shake it with my hand. After having had my share of fun with this item, I attempted to give it back to Yusef. He would not hear of it. He said (and I quote):
I’ll probably be drunk soon anyway and I should probably not have it. Besides, I have twelve more at home.
He then proceeded to give me a Greek travel guide, told me to call him from Greece when I went there and concluded our discussion by shouting at nearby companion to watch his work while he went to acquire some cognac.
Does the story end here? No gentle readers, it does not. Now jump forward to 7:30 p.m.
That’s when I spied this festively clad fellow guarding a cup of coffee at a public pay phone on Manhattan Avenue. The owner of both noticed my shutter-bugging and came over. This was, of course, Yusef. It took him a moment to recognize me, but recognize me he did. He applauded my husband on his fashion sense and offered to share the contents of this cup (which was most assuredly NOT coffee) with us. We politely declined. Nonetheless, we were touched by the offer.
I have said it many times before and I will say it again: Greenpointers have an incomparable generosity of spirit— or would that be spirits? This is a large part of the reason I live here. And while a Garden Spotter may not give you the proverbial (or literal) shirt off his (or her) back, you might find yourself walking home with a tambourine and travel guide for Greece.
Greenpoint Photo du Jour: Spring!
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Stuff That Makes Miss Heather Happy
A bee goes about his business on Franklin Street…
From The New York Shitty Inbox: Valdiano Closing, Cookie Road Cometh To Manhattan Avenue?
A person we’ll call “C” writes:
Did you know Valdiano is closing Sunday for good ? They were voted best pizza in Greenpoint. What’s going in there? Cookie Road.
UPDATE, 1:10 p.m.: I have just confirmed this will be Cookie Road’s second location; they will be staying at their original location at Oak and Franklin Street.
Valdiano Italian Restaurant & Pizzeria
Closing: Sunday, March 25, 2012
659 Manhattan Avenue
Brooklyn, New York 11222
Image Credits: Photo of Valdiano comes courtesy of Google.
New York Shitty Day Ender: A Manhattan Avenue PSA
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, The Natives Are Getting Restless
Taken March 23, 2012.
Greenpoint Photo du Jour: From McGuinness Boulevard With Love
Taken March 22, 2012.
New York Shitty Day Starter: Manhattan Avenue
Taken March 22, 2012.
New York Shitty Day Ender: Mixed Signals
This bit of (completely unintentional) Nassau construction-related humor was taken March 22, 2012.
From The New York Shitty Photo Pool, Part III: Two For The Road
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Urban Artifact
Bitchcakes (who took the above photograph on Manhattan Avenue) notes:
I’ve said it before I will say it again: New Yorkers will put trash ANYWHERE.
Well, I wouldn’t say just any New Yorker(s)…
From The New York Shitty Inbox, Part II: Attention Greenburgers!
Filed under: 11211, 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn
This item comes courtesy of an anonymous tipster:
Brooklyn Community Board # 1 , in conjunction with NYC Service and Citizens Committee for NYC, is pleased to announce the second round of Change by Us NYC mini-grants! Grants worth between $500 and $1,000 are being offered to volunteer-led groups throughout the five boroughs that are committed to greening their neighborhoods, reducing New York’s carbon footprint and helping achieve the environmental goals of PlaNYC.
To learn more and to access the application, please visit the Change by Us NYC website. To see the full schedule for Change by Us NYC grant workshops and register to attend, click here. If you have any questions or would like more information, please email sshah@citizensnyc.org.
Urban Fur: Nassau Avenue
You know what they say?
When the traffic’s away the cats come out to play!
Well, not really. But you get the idea…
April keeps a very vigilant watch over the herring at Rachel’s Garden.
I failed to get the name of this establishment. I suppose this is fitting since I was informed by an employee therein that this fellow does not have one! And last, but hardly least…
this petite lass. Naturally I had to inquire as to the name of this fetching femme. The proprietor said she did not have one. To me the answer was obvious.
One need only look up to what was providing essential shade for her be-spotted feet and tuckus…
April!

























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