Greenpoint Street Seating Du Jour: Luxe Living On Java Street

June 8, 2009 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic, Street Furniture 

It’s been a while since I’ve hit you up with some street seating. I have to confess this has more to do with forgetfulness on my part than a dearth of good pickings. Luckily I was reminded of the error of my ways today as I walking down Java Street. Which is where I found the following blue chip ensemble.

95javast

All the essentials for a leisurely Monday afternoon in the Garden Spot of the Universe are present:

1. A comfy chair
2. A television set, albeit sans cable (it is a recession after all) and this piece of added value

3dglasses

3. A pair of 3-D glasses

All you need is a brewski (in the requisite paper bag, naturally) and perhaps a can of pickled herring and you’re set!

Miss Heather

New York Shitty Day Starter: Williamsburg Pastoral

June 3, 2009 ·
Filed under: Street Furniture, Williamsburg 

driggs-seatingnys

From Driggs Avenue.

Miss Heather

East Williamsburg Street Seating Du Jour: Scholes Street

May 13, 2009 ·
Filed under: Bushwick, Street Furniture, Williamsburg 

I have been despondent at the recent dearth of good street seating to be found in north Brooklyn of late. My theory is this due to the recession. People tightening their belts = less people upgrading to new furniture. Less new furniture = less old furniture to be discarded. You get the idea. The previous having been written I came across a bevy of beauties on Scholes Street today. Enjoy!

naugahyde

Subterranean Naugahyde.

dalmation

A dalmatian dining chair.

dejo

A study in complementary colors.

mod

Mod with aluminum siding.

turtlesandfrogs

Yes, I know. This ensemble does not qualify as street furniture per se— but who could resist posting it!

Miss Heather

Greenpoint Street Seating Du Jour: Chartreuse Special

April 26, 2009 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic, Street Furniture 

chartreusenys

From Norman Avenue.

Miss Heather

Reader Contribution Du Jour: Some Very Special Street Seating

April 20, 2009 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic, Street Art, Street Furniture 

fictionalist1

fictionalist2

These shots come courtesy of a woman named Jillian who is better known to many as The Fictionalist. She writes:

Hello There,

The two attached photos may be of interest re: your 4/19 post; this comfy, though slightly torn, little number was abandoned on Noble Street btwn Franklin and Manhattan. Thought I’d liven it up.

Very much enjoying your shitty blog…

Thank you, Jillian, for the kind words and living up my inbox!

Miss Heather

Greenpoint Photos Du Jour: A Selection Of Springtime Street Seating

April 19, 2009 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic, Street Furniture 

yellowvelvet

comfychair1

lawnchair

officechair

From Norman Avenue.

Miss Heather

New York Shitty Day Ender: Saggy On The Southside

April 17, 2009 ·
Filed under: Street Furniture, Williamsburg 

southsecondcouch

This beautiful azure sofa hails from South 2nd Street. I can think of no better place to catch a few rays and enjoy the long anticipated arrival of spring!

Miss Heather

Street Furniture Du Jour: Distressed On Troutman

April 15, 2009 ·
Filed under: Bushwick, Street Furniture 

chaiselounge

This flat-lined chaise lounge hails from a very special street in Bushwick called Troutman. If it could tell us its story I have little doubt it would be a very interesting one!

Miss Heather

New York Shitty Day Ender: Shabby Chic On Lorimer Street

April 12, 2009 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic, Street Furniture 

shabbychic

This mildly tatty but nonetheless distinguished specimen hails from Lorimer Street. I for one find the placement of the radiator to be both a nice touch and strangely appropriate. Don’t let the sunshine out there fool you, folks:  it’s damned chilly out!

Miss Heather

New York Shitty Day Ender: Street Seat

April 11, 2009 ·
Filed under: Dog Shit Signage, Greenpoint Magic, Street Furniture 

greenstreettoiletseat

You can always leave it to 106 Green Street (which is located immediately next door to the Viridian) to keep things real in the Garden Spot. In the case of the above photograph we have a stand pipe which reads:

Asshole Pick up your Dog Shit

an assortment of detritus and a toilet seat that is a lot worse for wear.

Have a nice day!

Miss Heather

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