The Self-Indulgent Anniversary Post

November 1, 2008 by
Filed under: Crazy People 

As of last night, October 31, 2008 Mister Heather and I have (more or less) enjoyed three years of matrimonial bliss. states about year three:

The 3rd wedding anniversary is often when a couple is aware of their durability of their relationship. That is why leather is the traditional gift for this celebration. Here are some third wedding anniversary ideas and symbols to help you choose gifts associated with your 3rd marriage anniversary…

A riding crop or cat of nine tails would be greatly appreciated by yours truly. If for no other reason than it might motivate Mister Heather to put his panties in the laundry hamper.

Because “I did”.

Miss Heather


5 Comments on The Self-Indulgent Anniversary Post

  1. bitchcakes on Sat, 1st Nov 2008 11:18 am
  2. I’m literally laughing out loud. By the way, “panties” or “manties”?

    Good luck with that- I was forever picking up my (ex) husband’s clothes.

    Happy Anniversary, you crazy kids!!!

  3. suzyO on Sat, 1st Nov 2008 5:43 pm
  4. what bitch cakes said – you made me laugh out loud.

  5. rowan on Sat, 1st Nov 2008 6:05 pm
  6. i believe it’s impossible for a husband to pick up his clothes. something just switches off.

    happy anniversary to you both!

  7. suzyO on Sat, 1st Nov 2008 7:29 pm
  8. rowan: the bathroom sink doesn’t work in my apt. never did, never will. polish plumbing (sorry, guys, but the owner of the building IS polish, and IS a plumber.) so, anyway, we use the kitchen sink. fuck all, i thought i finally landed an apt with a real live bathroom, but, hey, i’m used to brushing my teeth in the kitchen.

    my point? he can’t return his toothbrush to the coffee cup allocated for just that purpose.

    he puts it in the silverware section of the dish drainer. at least 50% of the time.

    men are … weird.

  9. suzyO on Sat, 1st Nov 2008 7:31 pm
  10. ooh, and you got married on halloween! (gets it) (sloooowly) CONGRATS ON THE ANNIVERSARY!

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