Astoria Photo Du Jour: Are You Experienced?
Where do you start with this? Yes, it is pretty sexist for starters. But quite frankly yours truly is plenty content to chuckle at this establishment’s rather odd (or perhaps spot on?) ad copy. If you are an “experienced girl” who would like to make juice for pay get your resume and/or CV in order and head down to Y & Y Green. Oh yeah: don’t tell them Miss Heather sent you!
Miss Heather
Spotted On Manhattan Avenue: Street Justice
Filed under: Criminal Activity, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic
I was not quick enough on the draw on this one— so what you are seeing instead is the aftermath of one of the crazier episodes I have witnessed on this, Greenpoint’s main drag. EVER. Cut me a little slack: it is not every day I see a rather large Polish gentleman (whose face I have blurred in the above photograph) crack one of our more colorful, um, citizens over the head with his cane. TWICE. Lest you are wondering, dear readers, (and you probably are) this attack was provoked. The above gent was harangued— rather persistently and menacingly— by not one but two rather seedy individuals.* About what I am not certain— although someone on the scene overheard something about touching someone’s daughter. Exactly whose daughter was in question is anyone’s guess.
Just another sultry Saturday afternoon in the Garden Spot… dare I say it, but it makes me wish winter would come. And fast!
Miss Heather
*One methinks is a resident of the Greenpoint “Hotel”. The other is a man who clearly has problems. BIG TIME. If I had to hazard a guess I’d say heroin.
New York Shitty Photo Du Jour: Collect All Ten!
After work I knocked around Astoria a bit with my buddy carnade. That is where we found this, one of the most fascinating “gumball” machines I have encountered in a very, VERY long time. There’s no indication who patron saint #10 is. I’m guessing he (or she) is a special prize. Yours truly tried her luck and got St. Christopher. Carnade got St. Francis. We made a trade and are very pleased with our mutual 50 cent investments!
Miss Heather
Urban Fur: Bath Time
Filed under: 11211, East Williamsburg, East Williamsburg Brooklyn, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn
From Graham Avenue.
Miss Heather
Williamsburg Photo Du Jour: Relax
Filed under: 11211, East Williamsburg, East Williamsburg Brooklyn, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn
From Graham Avenue.
Miss Heather
From The New York Shitty Inbox: Scarlett
This item comes courtesy of this lady’s very worried owner, Erin. She writes:
Hi,
I noticed that you seem to have a soft spot for missing kitties, so I thought I’d forward this poster of my little Scarlett to you in case you felt like posting it.
If you have seen Scarlett or know of her whereabouts please contact Erin at the above-listed telephone number. Thanks!
UPDATE: I have received news that Scarlett has been found! Yay!
Miss Heather






















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