New York Shitty Day Starter: Life, The Universe & Everything

(Thanks Sherry for the refresher!)

Miss Heather

LAST GASP: Perspective

Fibonacci sequence art

Something this delightful cannot wait until tomorrow— so here it is courtesy of strawbrryff.

This made my day!

Miss Heather

New York Shitty Day Ender: Stars & Stripes

July 6, 2011 ·
Filed under: 11211, Street Art, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

From North 12 Street.

Miss Heather

Stolen From Silk Road Cycles: Bicycle

When I see things such as this I cannot help but think of what a very famous bank robber (and Greenpointer) Slick Willie Sutton once told a reporter when queried about his avocation:

…because that’s where the money is*

In any case, you know what to do readers: if you see this bicycle please contact the folks at Silk Road Cycles— and the 94th Precinct: (718) 349 8234.

Miss Heather

P.S.: On a (somewhat) related note here is an item which was forwarded to me via a tipster regarding a rather prolific pair of bank robbers. Note item #5, as it came to pass in Greenpoint.

Police are asking for the public’s assistance in locating a M/B or M/H wanted in connection with 15 bank robberies that occurred in the confines of the Brooklyn North, Brooklyn South, and Queens South Boroughs.

The suspect is a M/B or M/H, 5’9″-6’01”, 20-30’s, and wears a hat or baseball cap, a scarf or bandanna, sunglasses, various types of gloves, a hooded outer garment, various pants or jeans, and work boots.

See attached pictures (#1 from Incident #3, #2 from Incident #12).

Incident #1 – On December 22, 2010, at approximately 1557 hours, at Chase Bank located at 506 Kings Highway, in the confines of the 061 Precinct. The suspect entered the bank, passed a demand note, and fled the bank on foot.

Incident #2 – On December 30, 2010, at approximately 1540 hours, at Chase Bank located at 1521 Kings Highway, in the confines of the 061 Precinct. The suspect entered the bank, passed a demand note, and fled the bank on foot.

Incident #3 – On January 7, 2011, at approximately 1643 hours, at Chase Bank located at 1240 Liberty Avenue, in the confines of the 075 Precinct. The suspect entered the bank, passed a demand note, and fled the bank on foot.

Incident #4 – On January 11, 2011, at approximately 1444 hours, at Chase Bank located at 2100 Linden Boulevard, in the confines of the 075 Precinct. The suspect entered the bank, passed a demand note, and fled the bank on foot.

Incident #5 – On January 20, 2011, at approximately 1625 hours, at Apple Bank located at 776 Manhattan Avenue, in the confines of the 094 Precinct. The suspect entered the bank, passed a demand note, and fled the bank on foot.

Incident #6 – On January 22, 2011, at approximately 1326 hours, at Chase Bank located at 2401 Ralph Avenue, in the confines of 063 Precinct. The suspect entered the bank, passed a demand note, and fled the bank on foot.

Incident #7 – On January 25, 2011, at approximately 1500 hrs, at Chase Bank located at 533 5th Avenue, in the confines of the 078 Precinct. The suspect entered the bank, passed a demand note, and fled the bank without receiving any U.S. currency.

Incident #8 – On January 29, 2011, at approximately 1450 hours, at Chase Bank located at 127 7th Avenue, in the confines of the 078 Precinct. The suspect entered the bank, passed a demand note, and fled the bank on foot.

Incident #9 – On February 7, 2011, at approximately 1045 hours, at Chase Bank located at 6501 18th Avenue, in the confines of the 062 Precinct. The suspect entered the bank, passed a demand note, and fled the bank without receiving any U.S. currency.

Incident #10 – On February 7, 2011, at approximately 1215 hours, at Citibank located at 133-07 Rockaway Boulevard, in the confines of the 106 Precinct. The suspect entered the bank, passed a demand note, and fled the bank without receiving any U.S. currency.

Incident #11 – On June 14, 2011, at approximately 1500 hours, at Chase Bank located at 1640 86th Street, in the confines of the 062 Precinct. The suspect entered the bank, passed a demand note, and fled the bank on foot.

Incident #12 – On June 17, 2011, at approximately 1625 hours, at Capital One Bank located at 2102 Ralph Avenue, in the confines of the 063 Precinct. The suspect entered the bank, passed a demand note, and fled the bank on foot.

Incident #13 – On June 22, 2011, at approximately 1725 hours, at Capital One Bank located at 2123 Avenue U, in the confines of the 061 Precinct. The suspect entered the bank, passed a demand note, and fled the bank on foot.

Incident #14 – On June 23, 2011, at approximately 1610 hours, at Chase Bank located at 159 5th Avenue, in the confines of the 078 Precinct. The suspect entered the bank, passed a demand note, and fled the bank on foot.

Incident #15 – On July 1, 2011, at approximately 1445 hours, at Chase Bank located at 210 Flushing Avenue, in the confines of the 088 Precinct. The suspect entered the bank, passed a demand note, and fled the bank on foot.

Anyone with information is asked to call Crime Stoppers at (800) 577-TIPS (8477). The public can also submit their tips by logging onto Crime Stoppers’ website at www.nypdcrimestoppers.com or by texting their tips to CRIMES (274637), then enter TIP577.

All calls are strictly confidential.

*This is disputed. However, Mr. Sutton did say this about banks:

Go where the money is…and go there often.

Spotted On Bedford Avenue: The Charleston Gets DOH’ed

July 6, 2011 ·
Filed under: 11211, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

Today yours truly noticed something amiss while strolling down Bedford Avenue. Namely, the absence of of the Charleston’s rather capacious sidewalk seating. Intrigued, I went in for a closer look.

Curiosity piqued, I checked out the Department of Health’s web site upon arriving home. I found no mention of fruit flies whatsoever. No worries, gentle readers, our intrepid civil servants found plenty of other (rather disturbing) items for your delectation last month*. I have taken the liberty of bold-facing my personal favorite.

1) Raw, cooked or prepared food is adulterated, contaminated, cross-contaminated, or not discarded in accordance with HACCP plan.
2) Evidence of mice or live mice present in facility’s food and/or non-food areas.
3) Personal cleanliness inadequate. Outer garment soiled with possible contaminant. Effective hair restraint not worn in an area where food is prepared.
4) Food contact surface not properly washed, rinsed and sanitized after each use and following any activity when contamination may have occurred.
5) Facility not vermin proof. Harborage or conditions conducive to attracting vermin to the premises and/or allowing vermin to exist.
6) Covered garbage receptacle not provided or inadequate, except that garbage receptacle may be uncovered during active use. Garbage storage area not properly constructed or maintained; grinder or compactor dirty.
7) Pesticide use not in accordance with label or applicable laws. Prohibited chemical used/stored. Open bait station used.
8) Plumbing not properly installed or maintained; anti-siphonage or backflow prevention device not provided where required; equipment or floor not properly drained; sewage disposal system in disrepair or not functioning properly.

UPDATE, July 7, 2011: Here’s the latest per the Department of Health

UPDATE, 5:00 p.m.: I have word that the Charleston is back open and fruit fly free! (See comments)

Miss Heather

*Special thanks goes out to the manager of this establishment for this clarification! (see comments)

Urban Fur: And Then There Were Three

July 6, 2011 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Urban Fur 

From Dupont Street.

Miss Heather

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool, Part III: JR

July 6, 2011 ·
Filed under: Manhattan, New York City, Street Art 

Taken by bubo virginianus.

Miss Heather

The Word On The Street, Part II: Take Me

From Kent Avenue.

Miss Heather

Reader Contribution du Jour: Venus

Taken by Larry Auerbach.

Miss Heather

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool, Part II: Commercial Street

July 6, 2011 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

186/365 - Commercial Street, Greenpoint.

Taken by Gina Herold.

Miss Heather

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