Reader Contribution Du Jour: 305 Lofts Redux

March 13, 2009 by
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 

305thumbnailSome of you might have noticed I have been having a lot of fun with the Loft 305 this week. Well, the party found its way to my inbox. An anonymous tipster writes:

Thought you might enjoy these. View from inside 305 Lofts. Must be spectacular at night, eh?

Eager to see what Greenpoint goodness was attached to this email I enthusiastically toggled down.

I was not disappointed.




Perhaps I am being a stickler but this scenic vista looks very little like the one gracing Loft 305’s web site. Hmm…

Miss Heather


8 Comments on Reader Contribution Du Jour: 305 Lofts Redux

  1. rodmur on Fri, 13th Mar 2009 1:43 pm
  2. Ah come on, it’ll be beautiful at night! The lovely blue lights reflecting off the Zeppelin-like silos of poo… 😉

  3. Tony From Kent Street on Fri, 13th Mar 2009 3:10 pm
  4. this is hilarious! thank you anonymous tipster!

  5. missheather on Fri, 13th Mar 2009 5:07 pm
  6. TFKS: Glad you liked ’em. For the record when I saw these pix I broke out in fits of uncontrollable laughter. My stomach hurt from laughing so hard.

    Doncha just love how their marketing wizards Photoshopped out the actual views from this shit pile?

  7. rowan on Fri, 13th Mar 2009 6:52 pm
  8. N I C E

  9. pablitostar on Sat, 14th Mar 2009 8:26 am
  10. All kidding aside, I think it’s pretty awesome that when i flush my toilet my shit ends up down the block and gets treated and seasoned before being fed to whatever life form might be lurking in Newtown Creek. If I actually lived in those lofts, I’d probably play a game where I’d swallow a tiny glowstick and then when I poop it out and flush I’d try to spot it through my telescope floating in the cesspools. You could even time it and have races with your neighbors. Camptown ladies sing this song, doo doo, doo doo.

  11. rowan on Sat, 14th Mar 2009 12:03 pm
  12. I spit my coffee out laughing reading pablitostar’s comment. and if you do ever make it to those lofts, pablitostar, i’m so down for glow-stick poop races.

  13. bitchcakes on Mon, 16th Mar 2009 9:42 pm
  14. Simply hilarious. Only in Greenpoint!

  15. Zohray on Tue, 7th Apr 2009 3:04 pm
  16. 305 Lofts McGuinness Flash Update…

    We’ve been documenting our apartment search, and the relative frustration we experienced when we attempted to secure a lease at 305 McGuinness, and until now, I had to admit to a bit of schadenfreude when I saw the problems that the building was …

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