New York Shitty Day Starter: Wish Fulfillment

June 22, 2009 by
Filed under: Advanced Life Forms, Greenpoint Magic 

glindagoodwitchOn June 20, 2009 I wrote in this post:

…Anyone out there know how I can take the audio when this man screams “Fuck this shit!” and make it the ring tone for my cell? I ask because the more I think about it, the more I really want to make this happen.

I asked for it. The next day I checked my email, clicked my mouse twice and got it! E. C. Groom writes:

…Please feel free to pass along to whomever or however you want – heck, it’s yours! Glad I could assist. Feel free to request any future tidbits you’d like to get sound files for…it’s relatively ez… I’ve already set “Mr. FTS” as my basic ring tone…

Those of you who want to take a little bit of Greenpoint wherever you and your cell phone happen to find yourselves can do so by clicking here.

Ex-girlfriends, ex-boyfriends, in-laws, outlaws, drunk dialing friends, bill collectors— the possibilities with this ring tone (and mischief in general) are endless.

There’s no place like home!

Miss Heather

Image Credit: Glinda Good Witch of The North (as played by the delightful Billie Burke) from The Wizard of Oz comes courtesy of


One Comment on New York Shitty Day Starter: Wish Fulfillment

  1. rheingold on Mon, 22nd Jun 2009 10:34 pm
  2. It won’t be long until some DJ sampes the FTS soundbite in a song. FTS as the latest hip-hop disco sensation sweeping the nation? The late-night Manhattan Ave. screamer is gonna be famous!

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