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From The New York Shitty Inbox: Shrooms
Filed under: 11211, 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn
When I arrive home after an afternoon of knocking around the Bronx to find the following in my inbox (courtesy of A Perfect Bag), well, I simply must pass it along.
So this is what happens when I leave our fair burgh for a few paltry hours: ritualistic vegetable abuse! As some of you might recall something very similar to this happened a couple of years ago on Bedford Avenue. It would appear our perpetrator has since progressed from tomatoes to mushrooms. What’s next— chard? Potatoes? Rutabagas? Only time will tell. In any case no one cannot pin this one on me— I have an alibi!
Miss Heather
Photo/Discovery Credit: A Perfect Bag
Comments
4 Comments on From The New York Shitty Inbox: Shrooms
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rheingold on
Sun, 30th Aug 2009 9:36 pm
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no no on
Sun, 30th Aug 2009 10:51 pm
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missheather on
Sun, 30th Aug 2009 11:02 pm
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Rebecca11222 on
Mon, 31st Aug 2009 5:54 am
Those mushrooms are creepy. I saw a old horror movie with something like that.
THOSE particular impaled mushrooms are growing in the south end of the McCarren Park dog run.
It is so wrong and unclean. YOU , yes , you can help fund a professional rehab of the dog run by going to McDogRun.org and donating some money. Please and thank you.
I think the issue here is the kind of ‘shrooms the dog run is growing. If you were to, eh, DIVERSIFY into growing fungi that is more— uh— MARKETABLE to the general public in 11211 you could probably make enough money to overhaul this space three times over.
You’d also probably have a LOT of f**ked up hipsters doing shit like impaling tomatoes on fences.
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